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My Personal Miscellaneous Thoughts:

Lifetime TV is nothing but a graveyard full of washed up 80’s actors whose next public appearance should be a ritualistic burning.

I’ve seen better acting performances in fabric softener commercials.

Name nearly any teen actor from bad 80’s sitcoms and they have appeared in a Lifetime Movie at one time or another.

What really sucks is that sometime they sucker you in by showing something “gender neutral” shows like “America’s Most Wanted” or something like that. You may not know your even watching Lifetime if it wasn’t for the little logo at the bottom of the screen. Once that show is over they play some cheese ass movie with Meredith Baxter-Birney and that guy from “Eight is Enough”. You know…one of those movies that dictate to the woman’s forum just what “romantic” means. They set the standards pretty damn high too! The only men that sensitive have very tastefully decorated houses and live alone or "with a friend".

Wink Wink...nudge nudge!!

Then you get the stares and the comments, “Why can’t you be more like him”? Damn it...How can you compete with that.  The guy looks like he hasn’t has to work a day in his life.  He has nothing to do with his day but to keep in shape and get paid for it.  

Remember.....we all have six packs like that...some of us just hide it better than others!

He only sweats when it’s necessary and always manages to take his shirt off somehow!

He is so sensitive to women that he must have been programmed…I mean…”coached” into bleeding right along with them once a month.  You can't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

They live in a huge house with all the trimmings and the perfect lawn, the dog doesn’t jump and the cat doesn’t piss. Not a tree drops leaves and if it does all they do is frolic in it and play in it and somehow the next day it is magically raked and the bags are gone. The pool is always perfect PH. All of this done with no visible effort on anyone’s part, must be divine f’ing intervention huh!

If all this work isn't being done then it will just be blamed on a lazy assed, good for nothing husband!

When does this fantasy train stop next.... I need to get off before I see my dinner again!!

Every time I turn around it seems that there is another channel for women. Lifetime Real Women, Lifetime Movie network. Other channels like WE (Women’s Entertainment) and Oxygen are paving the way for new rivers of crap.

Let’s face it….nothing we can do will completely rid us of this menace. We might as well try to make the best of it. Not all of the movies are man-hating, I am woman hear me roar type crap.

There are some movies that get women hotter than a smoking gun!! Keep an eye out for these movies. If you can stomach it, sit in the living room while your other half is watching Lifetime.  A trick I use is to keep a bowl of popcorn around.  It's good to snack on and can be used as a puke bucket in an emergency.  Read the paper or a magazine.  You might score points in the process.  So.....big deal that while she is tearing off your clothes later that night she is thinking about the the Fabio wanna be from the movie.

Who is the guy benefiting from this sexual rage?  As long as you don't mind being called another guys name....who cares?

I mean really!