My First Hate Mail!!!

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My HALT Horror Story:

One day like any other day, I was innocently working up in my office. My wife was watching a Lifetime TV movie. A typical man-hating cheese flick where the wife catches her husband pulling a Lewinski with his secretary. The woman proceeds to take her revenge and take her husband to the cleaners. Of course making all men look lower then sludge in the process.  This same premise is regurgitated in many different forms on Lifetime!

After the movie was over my wife promptly came upstairs to my office and wacked me across the back of the head saying "If you ever did that to me I’d give you a Bobbit and feed it to the dog". Naturally I recoiled at the thought of that. I proclaimed my innocence and cursed the wicked evil channel that is Lifetime TV!

And thus the seeds of HusbandsagainstlifetimeTV.com was born!

A few months later, again my wife decides to torture me by watching Lifetime one afternoon. This time she decided to invite a friend over to share in the pain. I make a hasty retreat to my office (I am a geek by trade after all). I come back downstairs after a bit and they are both on the couch crying. I grab something to drink and go back upstairs.

I come down stairs about 2 hours later and they are both still crying! "Man, what the hell is this movie about!  You've been crying all afternoon!" I asked them.

They both replied "It's a different movie"!!

I'm waiting for the first woman to die from dehydration from watching Lifetime TV!!  It's only a matter of time!!

HALT UPDATE!!!

There is yet another avenue for Lifetime TV to deliver their man-hating propaganda....The Lifetime TV Magazine!!!   I spotted this at our local supermarket just the other day.  I was repelled by it like kryptonite.  Women, however, seemed attracted to it like some kind of estrogen sucking black hole.

Men....if you see your significant other has purchased this magazine I would suggest discreetly removing the magazine (use tongs if necessary) and disposing of it in a suitable fashion. 

NEW HALT UPDATE!!!

The above update mentioned the newest propaganda tool...Lifetime TV the magazine.   I'm not sure if it was HALT's direct influence or that the magazine just plain sucked but it is now history!!!   Out of print...Gones-ville!!!   Since we all knew that the magazine sucked anyways....HALT will be glad to take credit!!! 

Maybe Oprah should have put it on her "trash of the month" club....oh wait.  That is done too!!   SWEET!!!

Also...just for you women....here is a picture of my beautiful daughter.   Thankfully since she has been born my wife hasn't watched much Lifetime TV.   Like I needed another reason to love this little girl!

ALSO....Please check out the new and improved merchandise page.  It uses the CAFEPRESS.COM service now.   They provide a very cool service.  I would suggest it for anyone with something worthy to promote!!